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english muffin

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
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Englitch

Englitch is a word to describe a phrase or sentence that in grammar, makes no sense, but for some reason, everyone who reads it knows what it's supposed to mean.
For example, a well known "Englitch" is this one between two people: First person: "I love you!" Second person: "Me too!"
by Jon Catterbury July 13, 2016
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english prep

english preps are not people who walk around wearing ugg boots and wearing A&F.
they are much like american preps they go to private school wear ralph lauren, lacoste and very ocasionly for the poorer preps jack wills.
they drive porches, range rovers etc.
you will never find one living in a divy area and most can be found in the countryside but if they live near london they are maninly in surrey around st gerorges hill. in london they live in mayfair westminster kensigton and chealsea and depening one thire parents jobs the city.
very well off people in england unlike america were anyone can be a prep. in england you have to be worth it to be an english prep.
by bobcatsmilly April 26, 2009
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english people

tend to be cry babies on xbox live. they also scream at you calling you horrible names like fat, inbred, and other terrible things even tho they are lead by a queen and it rains all day in england and they have sand in there pussies
I Yannkee I: Yes my favorite map on Cod4!
English gamer 101: I hate you you dumb yank your so fat and you inbred all day i hope you lose on you favorite map
I Yannkee I: Why are you so made do you have sand in your pussy? all you english people are the same. cry cry cry i need my mommy's tits!
by I Yannkee I January 31, 2009
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Engrish

A word or sentence taken out of hand and translated by idiots from Japanese to English.
As seen in the DDR video Witch Doctor: "Are you enjoy?"
by The Almighty Sapling July 11, 2004
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Englishit

Shitty English. Created oringanally by Miyavi
"Ahhh. Sorry for my Enlgishit!!"
"I know I have Englishit"
by hfdjiop August 19, 2007
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English Muffin

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.
Tom Gates is an English Muffin
by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010
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