douchebag

A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit.

or

A whiny pussy.

Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag!!

Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30!! What a douche!

by Red D. March 2, 2008

douchbaggery

The act of commiting douche bag stunts when there is no cause nor reason except that the person commiting the act wants to be a epic douchebag.

i.e. skullfucking, multiple counts of fail, strawberry shortcake(look it up), cock slap

Man 1-"dude i just threw your xbox 360 off the balcony"

Man 2-"WTF why the hell did you do that?"

Man 1-"just for the hell of it"

Man 2-"I proclaim Douchbaggery on you faggot-cock!!!"

by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010

douchebag

(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag."

(2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag!"

by anonymeow December 24, 2009

douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008

douchebag

Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag!

by not-a-douche-bag!$% August 25, 2009

Douchbag

A whimpy or weak kid, usually used to refer to a whimpy or weak boy who does not have balls.

Edwin is a douchbag!

by Anonymous June 24, 2003