long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.

"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"

by Emerson44 July 15, 2018

Bean dookie

Baked beans in a slice of folded bread. A poor mans sandwich. Other beans may be substituted.

A term used to describe a plethora of symptoms and feeling overall awful, such as in dysautonomia or POTS.

This sure is some tasty bean dookie!
What's for dinner? Bean dookie!

I feel like bean dookie.

by xR4V3Nx2018 October 11, 2018

Zookie Dookie

Name to tease a person/animal with.
Meaning:Funny looking person/animal

Shoalin looks like a Zookie dookie

by ForbiddenRric February 11, 2019

Spooky dookie

Taking a shit during the month of October

"just took my 54th spooky dookie

by Forklift Operater October 28, 2019

Bronto dookie

A gigantic, spicy poo

Man I had a bronto dookie after that taco bell.

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020