Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 04, 2013

doing a kerr

typically defined by being spastic or pretending to know something. doing a kerr tends to mean that your always right and never wrong

oh classic hes doing a kerr

by chezhixon February 20, 2023

doing the dougie

Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.

'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'

by djkt June 30, 2017

doing a mircea

telling someone you will never leave them and can't imagine your life without them while having a secret relationship, then ghosting and coming back into their life all over again

Friend 1: i can't believe he did that to me, he was my best friend
Friend 2: he is doing a mircea

by chelsea404 December 11, 2022

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 24, 2020

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.

Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.

by ital cherry June 26, 2009