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Skoba Diving

An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
Livy asked me to go skoba diving.. whatever the fuck that means...?
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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
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Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit
Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."
by FromDust April 15, 2023
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Dubstep Diving

When the synth is so wavy you can basicly dive into it
Me and Eirik were Dubstep Diving all weekend at a EDM Festival
by JonTerri26 November 29, 2021
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Slave Diving

Slave diving is when you go back to captain cooks Australian fleet takeover and go to where they went to conquer austrlia and dig straight down and you shall find thy lava that why it is dangerous to dig straight down but thy should evade the lava and crank some 90's and then 200 pump or 360 noscope someone it is up to you and if you keep digging down you might find a colony of niggers aka slaves and once you find thy colony of coons thy explicit gigantamax cock shall slip into there rectum and you can bring them up to shore and use there dead corpse as a sex toy.
I went slave diving just after I iglood while mew maxing and edging to skibidi kai cenat
by Slave Diving November 22, 2024
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Webster Diving

Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.
"Dude, we totally went Webster Diving all last night writing my concrete poetry tat."
by dm10003 May 8, 2012
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Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored
Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"
by Idekidc May 19, 2021
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