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Get shit on by a duck
Homie your gonna get ducked if you go to that pond.
Ducked by Bubblechick246 January 3, 2022
When someone breaks another's ankles or closely escapes someone premise
"This guy got Deeked"
Deeked by XIBERATOR January 27, 2022

Deckered VPUB 

When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.
I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.
Deckered VPUB by Butt-Fer3000 March 11, 2022

Dicked Down Syndrome 

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Dicked Down Syndrome by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Dicked Out 

To dickride or overly exaggerate gratitude towards someone.
“He dicked out, kept bringing dude up and how much money & hoes he got.”

Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount
Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!
Dicked off by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022