cummypadding

when ya jerk ya shit in the shower and have a shallow foot bath in tepid ejaculate

Yah mate, I was cummypadding this weekend, and my girl walked in and asked me to juice in her not the shower floor

by pseudocumdumpster September 11, 2020

Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by Joker of lathrop October 22, 2020

cummock

A hammock that has been filled with semen.

We fucked on a hammock and now it’s a cummock.

by That_one_gay_person October 22, 2020

Cummi Gummi

when a woman or man proceeds to cummi on a gummi and then feed it to someone or ingest it themself

"Bro I ate the fuck out of her Cummi Gummi's last night"

by InfiniKnight October 26, 2020

cummy phillanges

A lifestyle. Something that men urge with every cell and atom in their body

yo Ghe might rax that eshays chain and go cummy phillanges

by BIg dong woman November 1, 2020

cummiwummi

Used generally by the furry culture to mean cum (semen). (also) Regularly used by people who identify as furries. How this word wws developed noone knows. You generally dont use this word unless you want to seem submissive. Some use it sarcastically along with the phrase uwu.

I love the taste of his cummiwummi uwu.

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020