cry of the wolf

As you get ready to doggy style, you dig your nails into her back and houl to the moon *(can only be done when moon is full). When you cum, you try and aim for the open wounds on her back

I hear my dads cry of the wolf last night on my mom.

by cryofthewolf July 14, 2009

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

subway-style crying

A random outburst of crying for no real reason.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Nothing, just some subway-style crying.

by Rin-dog April 5, 2011

Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.

Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!

by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.

Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"

by HannerBananers July 11, 2010

Cry-O-Maniac

When you are holding a baby, or watching one, and the baby cries right away.

Person1: Can you watch my baby?
You: Sure!!

*Person1 goes away*
--Baby starts crying--
*Person1 comes back*

Person1: What are you doing?! You! You! Cry-O-Maniac!

by AndresQuioxote March 30, 2009

Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions

Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.

by Julio Annandale August 2, 2008