Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

brotherhood of fantastic corrosion

The brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is a theoretical

body of political possibility, the brotherhood

is, was, and always will be in opposition with The

alliance of incredible erosion. The idea behind the

brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is to oppose every
view the alliance of incredible erosion has, to a

completely equal degree, this equilibrium is a

representation and a juxtaposition of society, which

is the main friend and the main foe of each of the theoretical political groups.

The 'brotherhood of fantastic corrosion' opposes the alliance

by corrosion brotherhood January 9, 2010

Carrot Nose

The point at which a male becomes spontaneously erect.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I just grew a carrot nose.

by Osoi May 27, 2013

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Carrot jockey

A woman who masturbates with a carrot.

That carrot jockey died when she shoved a carrot up her twat from internal bleeding

by cityStatic April 20, 2011

carroting

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

carrot

carrot is a orange headed boy with freckles all over the fucking place. he was born 9 months after his mum masterbated with a carrot

hey that guys a carrot

by allan is houso August 21, 2006