Copter

Another word for cool, as commonly shown in the popular phrase "Hella tight" or hella ____", using the noun "helicopter" to become "Hella Copter!", then simply "Copter".

Zach: Hey, did you see my friend's band Future Nature's show last night? It was frickin sick!
Aaron: Yeah, I totally agree with you, it was hella Copter, man!

by aarock October 22, 2008

computer science

A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.

Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.

by BigBangTheoryFan2013 July 20, 2013

Let John Go Back On Computer

A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.

"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"

by johnsmellslikeeffinfish January 31, 2009

Computer

A plastic hunk of shit that pisses off everyone it comes in contact with to no avail. It is the biggest waste of money a person could ever fall victim to, and every nerd who would defend this invention should be shot directly through their temple so as not to miss and leave them paralysed (because even paralysed people can cause problemsStephen Hawkins).

This piece of shit (computer) just crashed, and I lost my entire essay. I fucking hate this pile of fucking shit.

by Ibetyoujustcalledmearacist February 16, 2006

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

ROFL Copter

A sexual position. It is performed by the female positioning herself on the floor with her pelvis in the air. The male then proceeds to penetrate her. While inside the male rotates in 360 degrees for some time. If performed correctly this results in an intense orgasmic experience for the female.

Yeah so I hit her with the ROFL Copter and she came all over the place!

by Abenotiq July 25, 2009

Computer

Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator

Citizen, is the computer your friend?

by Phil-U-INN August 11, 2005