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delta keep climbing

The advertisement “Delta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
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Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
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How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.
Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely
by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026
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