Clapistan

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc

nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan

by nokocode April 21, 2013

Les Claypool

The Bass Player/ Lead singer for the band Primus, he is the best.

Les Claypool is behind you.

by Concerned Citezen April 2, 2003

clean as your mother's reputation

Basically, this term means that you can't get something any cleaner (or purer) than it is. It's also meant as a compliment by saying that somebody's mother is not a skanky whore or streetwalker. This term appeared in the young adult edition of the novel adaptation of the 1979 sci-fi thriller"Alien".

George the janitor tidied up the restroom so well it's not simply spic and span, it's as clean as your mother's reputation.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007

Clown Factory

A crowded place so chock full of morons doing stupid things that they must be manufacturing them in a back room; thus, a factory. An organization housing so many idiots, it almost seems intentional.

"Want to hit Daily Grill?"
"Are you kidding? That place is a total clown factory. Last time we went, some muppet backed his Land Rover into 2 parked cars and ran over a potted tree on his way out."

by Karl Stall December 28, 2007

Class A Whore

A prostitute that stands out from the crowd.

Your sister is truly a Class A Whore. I heard she can manage four dicks at once.

by dipsh!t August 18, 2009

clammysammy

when you take a watery diarrhea on a man or woman's forehead.

"Yo man I gave my girl a clammysammy last night, yeah she dumped me after I did it"

by Mac dawgz October 6, 2009

cloud of anubis

The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.

Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!

by Shut yer f***ing dog May 20, 2012