Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
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by Levi loves soos April 08, 2017
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Choke me anna

When a north indian girl falls in love with a south indian nigger typically older than her, mostly because she has no other option due to her college being in chennai or something
I think i have fallen for you suryatheja reddy. Choke me anna!
by Naaliha July 01, 2024
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Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.
bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"
by MalleBalle March 13, 2018
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Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
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Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.
“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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