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Flat Earther

Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).

The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.

The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
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BFG

Noun;
"Big Fucking Gun" (also may be referred at the Bio-Force Gun). A fictional weapon that can be used in the Doom and Quake series, both developed by id Software. The weapon is capable of dealing massive damage to a high volume of demons. In Doom: The Dark Ages, it's counterpart is the BFC (Ballistic Force Crossbow), which retains the same ability as Doom 2016 and Eternal's BFG9000.
The Slayer's affinity for guns is so apparent, that Dr. Samuel Hayden knew he'd take the BFG9000
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Scion xB

A fun, humble toaster car, manufacturer by Scion, that is often ridiculed for it's boxy profile.

Scion is a now-defunct branch of Toyota, since 2016. The first-gen (2003-2006) xBs used the Toyota 1NZ-FE Inline 4 1.5L engine, capable of producing around 108 Hp. The second-gen xBs (2008-2015) used the Toyota 2AZ-FE Inline 4 2.4L engine, capable of producing around 158 Hp.

Despite the tC being Scion's top-selling car overall, the xB is the most iconic, dubbing the nickname "the toaster". While the xBs are not the best looking cars, they are fun (especially first generation manuals), fuel efficient, and extremely spacious on the interior. It's an ideal city car, but not highly recommend for extreme long-distance traveling.

An overwhelmingly majority of people who dislike the xB are people who have never driven them. Owners of xBs often praise the car for it's fun driving experience and spacious interior. While it's aesthetics are questionable, and it's engine isn't the most powerful, it doesn't have to be a high powered sports car to be a fun one.

The alternator belt, however, is a complete bitch and the advertisements look like a fever dream...
The Scion xB is affectionately called "The Almighty Toaster"
by Th3D1ff3r3nt0n3 November 7, 2025
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