Chance

An amazing guy who will help anybody and is an amazing person overall. Very charming and funny and loves to have a good time.

Everybody needs a chance in their life

by Wowzers_1122 February 15, 2020

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

Slim Chance

An optimistic way to say one has no chance at accomplishing what he/she intends to do.

John: Do you think I will ever become an all-star MLB pitcher?
Doug: Slim Chance.

by slimchanceofthisgettingpublish August 3, 2012

Climate changer

Climate changer is a person who makes a constant effort to help the earth stop Global warming and climate change.

Ie. recycling, using less/no plastic or water bottles. Less electricity, less wasting, more gardening and becoming self-sufficient.

Friend: Hey look that guy is sooo cute!

Me: Yeah but he just littered. Nobody likes a size 12 carbon footprint

Friend: yeah you’re right I’m looking for a climate changer anyways.

by Urban bath bomb August 6, 2019

Cancer Igniter

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)

Can I please borrow your cancer igniter

by reenz September 22, 2008

pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.

I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.

by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009

cancer

A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002