Alexander Carson 

an amazing young man that has a beautiful smile, he is very pretty, loving and loyal. he is very protective for the people he loves and he is super duper cool. he loves to play fortnite, roblox and among us with his friends.

Alexander Carson is super duper cool.

Alexander Carson by YOUR-MUM-LOSER November 2, 2022

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

Crackhouse Carson by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

The Carson Effect 

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

The Carson Effect by Lectoex July 9, 2023

Soggy Carson 

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.

Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.

Soggy Carson by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023

Ken carson

Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.

Person 1: Have u heard a great chaos by Ken Carson
Person 2: no I haven’t

Person 2: Kys

Ken carson by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023

Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.

Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.

Ken Carson by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024

dirty carson 

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

dirty carson by dagnel June 12, 2024