Caden also spelled (Kaden) was born in a shack north of the Mexican border. For the climate he was born in he is white af. He's the kind of kid who played Dragon Ball Z on his playstation 2 while his parents argued in the back room. For a caden this is normal but is highly rejected by most cadens entering the teenage years. Most caden's have fast motabolisms and will stay scrawny until late 40's. A caden wI'll lose his imperfect hairline by his early 20's. Most people notice he wears a hat, that's the effect of his paranoia for his terrible hairline. They are very self-conscious and get super triggered when offended. A caden wears glasses even though he doesn't need them because he believes they keep the devil from staring inside him to find no soul.
Wow he doesn't even need those glasses. He must be a caden.
Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
Girl1: That guys hairline is terrible!
Girl2: I heard he was a caden.
Girl1: So he must be 20.
by SteveDaFish February 16, 2018
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He also vapes because he thinks he’s cool even though he needs an inhaler. He’s gonna have lung cancer when he’s older and is going to need life support.
He also vapes because he thinks he’s cool even though he needs an inhaler. He’s gonna have lung cancer when he’s older and is going to need life support.
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