Brunette

1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.

2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.

3. The most common hair color.

That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.

That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette

by The Opinionator March 6, 2010

Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008

Bruce Lee

The only man ever to walk the Earth worthy enough for Chuck Norris to lose to. See "Way of the Dragon" (1972)

The physical trauma of this encounter is the primary cause of Bruce Lee's death, contrary to popular belief.

Also used as a substitute for badass, awesome, ninja, supa-cool-asian, or a title for something who you suspect is Chinese

Being pwned by Bruce Lee is the second greatest honor known to man

by eohgaoeiuhaj September 9, 2010

Briney

Brine is salt water.
Having a briney is "to cry" or shed tears.
More loosely it can be complaining in a 'feel sorry for yourself' kind of way.

"I couldn't see her this weekend so she was having a huge briney over the phone at me!"

by zpaghead November 2, 2005

bruce

A gentle "titty-twister." There is actually no twist involved. It is just a simple "tweak" of the nipple to make it erect. Derived from Bruce Lee, who always had his shirt off and had hard nipples.

I love to randomly bruce the kids in the hallway and watch them grab their chests in shock.

by YouThinkYouKnowMe May 30, 2006

Tyler Brunetti

A crazy awesome person with a magnificent dong. Never struggles with awkward situations. A ladies man. Actually a nice guy. Amazing at everything. Awesome at fulfilling sexual needs of women.

He was really good looking and his dong was a total Tyler Brunetti

by 69ThatOneGuy69 September 21, 2011

Brone

(Adj) may be used as an insult or a compliment or for sreaming for no reason

Umm..Brone, what the fuck?

Hey, Brone!

BRONE!

by nick May 28, 2003