2 definitions by The Opinionator

1. Person with a hair color that is a darker shade of BLOND.

2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.

3. The most common hair color.
That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.

That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
by The Opinionator March 5, 2010
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A term thrown about to describe being socially aware of hidden political agendas or theories.

99.9% of the woke generation, coincidentally are social drug users, heavy drinkers, live at home with their parents, have no job/in and out of dead end jobs and have generally spent most of their lives blaming society for their own downfalls.
The global elite are causing pandemics and terrorism in order to control us. Stay woke people. Don't be a sheeple!
by The Opinionator October 7, 2020
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