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web bling

Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.
Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.
by pwvl May 5, 2011
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nerd bling

Blizzard authenticators worn round a gamers neck.
This item would be carried around with a laptop and so he/she could show off the amount of accounts he/she owns and the 'gear' that he owns
Guy1: Dude! Thats some awsome nerd bling!
Guy2: oh why thank you, ill show you my Tauren Arcane Rogue if you want! You will be amazed by my uber skills!
by iRACKERS May 6, 2011
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.
Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
by Ångström April 10, 2016
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hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
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Pipeline Bling

"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
"Check out that guys pipeline bling, he's packing!"
by Brookelynncrooks June 19, 2016
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ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.
Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!
by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016
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