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Cock Block

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......
by WatsonFan January 25, 2011
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cock block

When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!
"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03
by The chun du July 14, 2003
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tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010
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salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks
Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.
by saly lick November 22, 2009
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Out of the blocks

The act of going really fast, going all out.
Dude, your 400m was out of the blocks!
Slow down, man, you're running obnoxiously fast
I can't help it, I'm out of the blocks!
by telliott93 April 4, 2011
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Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.
During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3
by for Borjy. September 29, 2010
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Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.
Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."
by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010
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