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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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Texas Gift Basket

A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket
by LoneStarLady July 10, 2011
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Stank Basket

One whiff of that old stank basket on her and my dick and balls were sent packing.
by Penny Traeshun December 1, 2011
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squirt basket

The trail of semen left by everyone at a swingers party that can be caught in a basket or that no one wanted to catch or give to. Slang for someone that is extremely rude or is the scum of the earth.
You are nothin but a dirty squirt basket!
by Mister Wildcat November 24, 2021
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basket of clothes holding

When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.
As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money
by Slam rusher March 26, 2023
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Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult
by Mewchz January 17, 2023
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mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
by M4A11X November 8, 2023
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