Chest Bacon

n. a woman's breasts.
Chest = Boobs = Fat = Bacon = CHEST BACON

Ma'am, you have lovely chest bacon today.
May I have a taste of your chest bacon?

by darkerthought7 December 7, 2009

Inbred Bacon

A big-eared albino inbred of Canadian descent, usually found in all parts of Wisconsin.

inbred bacon

by Peruano12 November 20, 2009

Bacon Sex

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.

Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!

by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

bacon

The back-end of a female also known as thier asshole.

yo i ate that girls bacon last night..i was in heaven

by JROKK November 18, 2011

sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

by Gnome February 5, 2005

bacon dodger

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?

"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"

by Taff Roberts September 8, 2008

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014