board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011

waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008

Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs

The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

Senseless Censorship Board

Any censorship board that's a pain to the citizens of any country. Also, it just proves that government officials are prudes.

Senseless Censorship Board has ruined this country for far too long it's time to disband it.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 10, 2017

board riot

A common event where Vesti board users spam the boards with threads related to one topic. Insidera usually change thier icons to suit it.

TehVestiUser117: Hey, did anyone remember the Pokemon riot two days ago?

InsiderGuy: Yeah, I changed my icon to Charizard during that board riot.

by Nicholas.Y January 11, 2008