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Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who is socially awkward. Tends to say the wrong things at the wrong times. Usually introverted and doesn't have many friends.
Person 1: Hey guess what? Me and my girlfriend are having a party at my place at 10 tonight.

Person 2: Did you know that the square root of 2 is 1.41421356237309504880168872420969807856967187537694807317667973799?

Person 1: Don't be such a socially awkward butterfly.
by synditrix November 24, 2011
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L'awkward

When something is awkward, a clever way of saying awkard, " The awkward" in " french" with a cute french spin. Originated at Notre Dame Academy All girls High School
girl: why is she staring at you?
other girl: because she hates me
girl: ... l'awkward.
by teddytedteddy April 29, 2010
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Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims

Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
by mung69 November 10, 2011
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Captain Awkward

Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.
There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.
by Bandito September 27, 2004
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delany awkward

to stand awkwardly amongst a crowd or group of people
by ellybay January 14, 2008
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sexually awkward

An uncomfortable situation in which one must decide whether or not to have sex with a person one normally wouldn't have sex with or is making the situation more complicated to proceed.
The man was experiencing a sexually awkward moment when the woman kept bringing up too many boundaries, dislikes, and rules.
by No one familiar July 1, 2014
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MTV Awkward

MTV Awkward is a 21-minute scripted show from MTV. The show revolves around Jenna Hamilton, her friends, and her very awkward life.
From MTV Awkward: With my v-card safely tucked away in his back pocket….he hit me with “but nobody can know that I like you.” So…I was still Jenna Hamilton.
by onegirl August 21, 2011
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