2 definitions by Bandito

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster
I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.
by Bandito March 31, 2004
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Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.
There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.
by Bandito September 28, 2004
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