mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

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VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 16, 2021

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Armin Arlert

Cute
Entelligent
Smart
Short
Historia's look a like
Shildish
Sweet
Sensitive
Good at planing
Being called gay multiple times
My second husband(o)
Beach lover
Think he's wortless
Call his self weak

Armin Arlert is a mf with a cute 4$$

by A Pan-Cake August 18, 2021

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pending alerts

wowowowow u have free rewards to get

you have pending alerts go to the main menu - TF2

by Tf2fan September 13, 2021

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wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 3, 2021

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