Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

Cock Age

Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.

What's your cock age?
"Sixteen."

by rethinker November 21, 2019

New Age

A clan on Lineage 2 and World of Warcraft. The greatest clan ever!

"Dude, did you join New Age on Lineage 2?"
"No they told me I'm too much of a N00b"

by FreakyPeaceOmeat March 22, 2019

Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard

Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination

by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019

Age-Trap

Someone (generally a female) who appears younger than they actually are.

Japanese Boy#1: Damn, your little sister is hot!

Japanese Boy #2: She’s my mom, and she’s an Age-Trap.

Japanese Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019

little age faker

when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker

6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker

by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019