Nom Shark

the awesome shark icon available on facebook chat. one can obtain said shark by typing (^^^). Sired by a primordial pit of goo, Nom Shark's purpose in life is to fuck bitches up

instead of saying fuck you
i send a nom shark
to asset my badassness

by Fiona Richard III August 10, 2009

playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras

The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

by dwana49 February 7, 2015

shark face

Classic shaped BMW, with Shark like frontal features.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 12, 2014

Shark in the water

Someone is mad, or the person they are mad at can't see the problem

There is a shark in the water and he doesn't know what it's doing to their relationship

by Handlerr August 28, 2015

gnar shark

very harsh on the eyes, extemel unpleasant looking. can make someone want to vomit upon the sight of.

dude, libby is such a gnar shark, i almost puked when she came to the party. malory is a gnar shark

by Marcus Bortman and Zak Smith January 31, 2005