pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

pee myself

when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.

liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

by LIFEisBEAUTIFUL May 14, 2009

Pee Wagon

When a person (primarily female) who at one time was attractive and desirable becomes fat, nasty, and/or skanky.

"Damn, did you see Emily? She got hit by the pee wagon!"

by ekoostik_lucy July 16, 2006

pee sex

When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

by Myguywhatareyoudoing July 27, 2019

Cum pee

a piss that has the cum you didnt spit in your bitch in it

Man last night after i fucked shelia, i had a massive cum pee.

by 420blazendude January 16, 2008

pee drinker

One who is expelled from bootcamp for drinking their own urine out of a canteen.

Me: Ben why did you get kicked out of bootcamp?
Ben: I drank my own piss out of a canteen. I am a pee drinker.

by seltzer April 1, 2007

Pee and See

1. When a doctor asks you for a sample of urine to be sent for examining at a lab.

2. To see how far you can push your girlfriend before she dumps you.

1. "You think that lump might be cancer?"
"My Pee and See test results just came in--they were negative!"."

2. "You think your girl will let you squeeze her titties tonight?"
"I dunno. I guess I'll just hafta Pee and See."

by UrBaN_dEFiNeR December 1, 2005