A hipster who is into Jesus and goes to church. Usually a Christian hipster is a year behind all usual hipster trends.
by lordofstuff November 26, 2011
Get the Christian Hipstermug. Any kind of metal music made by Christians, some people doubt the legitimacy of Christian metal because of the stereotypical anti-religious attitude of many extreme metal bands. There is no certain genre of christian metal, it depends on the music itself. Unfortunately, it is sometimes given a bad name by generic trendy bands who pretend to be 'the only alternative to all this evil satanic metal'
This is what the media tends too believe as well, Some good advice is to ignore trendwhoring groups and media image. In the massive underground metal scene, many AWESOME Christian metal bands exist.
Some great Christian death metal bands are: Crimson Thorn, Anaemia, Lament, Discarnated, and Mortification.
Other Christian metal bands (I won't bother to list genres) are Renascent, Crimson Moonlight, Theocracy, Far Beyond, Divine Symphony, Antestor, Immortal Souls, Shadows Fall (Yes, they are a GOOD metalcore band) and Stryper.
If you aren't Christian, or not religious (like me) Headbang!
If you are Christian, Headbang! and pay attention to the lyrics.
Some elitists think Christian metal isn't good because the bands are religious....funny...I don't think that stops them from playing heavy music
This is what the media tends too believe as well, Some good advice is to ignore trendwhoring groups and media image. In the massive underground metal scene, many AWESOME Christian metal bands exist.
Some great Christian death metal bands are: Crimson Thorn, Anaemia, Lament, Discarnated, and Mortification.
Other Christian metal bands (I won't bother to list genres) are Renascent, Crimson Moonlight, Theocracy, Far Beyond, Divine Symphony, Antestor, Immortal Souls, Shadows Fall (Yes, they are a GOOD metalcore band) and Stryper.
If you aren't Christian, or not religious (like me) Headbang!
If you are Christian, Headbang! and pay attention to the lyrics.
Some elitists think Christian metal isn't good because the bands are religious....funny...I don't think that stops them from playing heavy music
Person 1: Mortification's 'Scrolls Of The Megilloth' and Crimson Thorn's 'Dissection' are Death Metal masterpeices, by Christian metal bands.
Person 2: Christian Death Metal??
Person 1: Yep, listen to this (shows person 2 Mortification)
Person 2: Wow, killer Death Metal!
Person 2: Christian Death Metal??
Person 1: Yep, listen to this (shows person 2 Mortification)
Person 2: Wow, killer Death Metal!
by MetalandRootBeer \m/ April 17, 2010
Get the christian metalmug. 1. The thought process used to avoid thinking over a difficult situation that appears to be unrealistic or unlikely
2. The opposite of real logic
2. The opposite of real logic
1. Brad: if there's no evidence of the existence of Hell, why should I entrust in fear to commit to a superior being
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
Noah: NOOOOOO!!! USE YOUR CHRISTIAN LOGIC!!!!
2. Jamal: hey dawgs, let's go break in and hit up some of that nigga's booze.
Noah: Lol! No, but seriously, use your christian logic.
3. Jeremy: Hey dudes! I just figured out a great way to make tons of green. We can go down to Cuba and smuggle illegal gats out of there and head back up to Ohio and sell them. We'll be richer than Diddy!
Noah: You guys, my Jesus levels are at an all time low. Please consult your christian logic, dudes.
by 2 christians, 1 atheist October 18, 2008
Get the Christian Logicmug. The way in which some Christian churches envision and celebrate the 365/366 day year. Sunday begins the week, every week. Emphasis is given to Christian holy days rather than secular holidays
The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
The Christian Calendar begins with the first Sunday in Advent (the four weeks before Christmas) and moves through Christmas, Epiphany, Ordinary Time, Lent (the 40 days, other than Sundays, before Easter), Easter, and Ordinary Time. Other special days within the Christian Calendar celebrate and draw attention to specific events in the life of Jesus Christ and/or the Church over the millenia. These include: Baptism of the Lord, Transfiguration of the Lord, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday/Holy Friday, Ascension of the Lord, Day of Pentecost, Trinity Sunday, All Saints' Day, and Christ the King.
by scubarev May 2, 2006
Get the Christian Calendarmug. Christian is a very smart boy and usually really loves English.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.
Christian is a very cool person and always thinks about his english teacher.
He is a good kid but sometimes he can be naughty.
by Breekki February 14, 2019
Get the Christian Jmug. A group of born agains...A cult.People who throw their arms in the air in a crazy way during church. People who think they are better than those who aren't as religious as them.
by Rick N. James July 2, 2006
Get the Christian Coalitionmug. She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)
Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it
Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy
Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)
Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 29, 2020
Get the hooligan Christianmug.