Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.

Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.

by boy big zai September 8, 2019

taco adventure

The act of seeking pussy

"Tim" Yo Mike, wanna chill and watch the game?
"Mike" No can do bro, me and the boy are on a taco adventure tonight.

by YogDaddy July 21, 2017

Taco B

Another way to refer to Taco Bell. Most people who use this nickname have a digestive system that has evolved to digest Taco Bell normally, contrary to everyone else, who always get the shits from eating Taco Bell.

Person 1: Even though I went yesterday, I'm gonna get some more Taco B.

Person 2: You mean Taco Bell? That place gives me the shits.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Taco Shot

Eating a soft shell taco in one bite

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots

by Menisaphis March 1, 2011

Hoppy Taco

When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.

Bro: How was that Tinder date last night?
Guy: You know, I gave her that Hoppy Taco.

by Hoppy T December 20, 2017

Cookie taco

Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.

Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.

by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017