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local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
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Dad Missile

Another word for Michelob Ultra. Dads/Step dads drink these because they are low in calories. Dad beers.
Hey Billy grab me a dad missile.
by WildBill1970 November 22, 2018
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Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.
“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke
by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018
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boruto's dad

Uzumaki Boruto's dad
Is Boruto's dad here?

You're Boruto's dad's son's sister's brother?
by OHSHIETEOSHIETEYO August 27, 2017
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Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018
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Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.
by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018
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charlies dad

He who sells eggs, see also Pablo Eggscobar, Egg Chapo
Look its charlies dad selling eggs at the car bootsale.
by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
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