To befriend a woman that is out of your league in order to sleep with her when she's vulnerable and turns to you for support.
John two-year planned Kelly by being her best friend and shoulder to lean on. Then when she got dumped, she turned to him to "comfort" her. That's when she realized what she's been looking for has been sitting under her nose all along... her best friend.
by Cameron Fay December 6, 2006
Get the two-year planmug. 
The New Year's that's celebrated by a group of people watching the count down from an HD TV. Because of HD's brief delay, this celebration takes place about 10 seconds after the entire timezone has experienced the real New Year's.
Hey, we're counting down again!?!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARS!! again?
What was that all about?
Haha, that was the HD New Year's!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARS!! again?
What was that all about?
Haha, that was the HD New Year's!
by MISTER WOO January 1, 2010
Get the HD New Year'smug. "A 14-year-old is 14 years old no shit Sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
Get the 14-year-oldmug. A day were everyone gets drunk as fuck with the bestest of their friends; maybe family too. Consists of hard liquor, beertastic beer, and illegal fireworks which completes the night.
*Phone rings* "Uggh, who is this?"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
"It's steve, I'm comin' to get you out of your mother's basement, we're getting drunk as fuck!"
"What day is it again?"
"Don't act like an FNG, it's New Years Eve. We're storming the liquor stores at 1700 hours!"
by Le Derpson December 28, 2011
Get the New Years Evemug. adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university
Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!
by seeapeddle October 21, 2010
Get the first-year drunkmug. Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 16, 2011
Get the Chinese New Yearmug.