Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.
Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
by Grandpa Janny April 10, 2011
When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.
by awestruck July 31, 2013
a sausage wife is sally or libbys wife.
they are cool. they became sausage wifes because of sally. she asked to marry libby and become sausage wifes because of the warehouse sausage's outside.
they are cool. they became sausage wifes because of sally. she asked to marry libby and become sausage wifes because of the warehouse sausage's outside.
sally: libby, marry me? im in love with those sausages, not as much as you though.
libby: sure sally old pal i would love to marry you, and become your sausage wife!
sally: yay i love you wife
libby: sure sally old pal i would love to marry you, and become your sausage wife!
sally: yay i love you wife
by sally is coooool December 23, 2008
A girl who is "married" to a college frat. She does many requests given from him (usually sexual) in return for and endless supply of free alcohol at parties. There are many rules that go along. One of which is that a frat can have as many "wives" as he pleases, however a girl cannot have a college husband. Very sexist and implies the ideals of patriarchy.
I made a booty call to my second college wife last night at 3AM. I guess she values free alcohol over sleep.
by KasYie March 15, 2017
Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.
He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
by Geoplus December 20, 2007
A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 16, 2023
A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.
See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife
by troysareus January 29, 2011