When a married woman with kids hits 40, decides its a good time in her life to attempt re-living her 20s, bails on her marriage of multiple years and proceeds to dive off the deep end of craziness, partying, and dating any guy who will pay attention to her.

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The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth.

The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related.

A state of anxiety triggered by finding oneself in the process of giving birth

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately