Ur mom

It's XBOX 360's kid most loved sentence. He does it all.

"I did your mom last night"

by Vystriah January 23, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a basic comeback to an insult, or practically anything that someone says.

PRACTICALLY ANYTHING SOMEONE SAYS

Jonathan: Yo, Lexi. What’d you have for dinner last night

Lexi:I had ur mom last night.

INSULT COMEBACK.

Tyler: You’re fat

Derek: Ur mom fat

by Pseudonymous Bosch May 29, 2019

ur mom

(this is a joke) someone that needs doing

Joe: What happened to my mom?
Ethan: ur mom was done because he needed it

by ewkvgnhrew February 16, 2022

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019

ur mom

THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK

Person 1~ "you are ugly!"
Person 2~ "ur mom"

by ANIMEBITCH1 April 18, 2022

ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 2, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.

For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.

by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022