Oregon State University

Four year university located in Corvallis, Oregon. Regarded as one of the best engineering schools in the world. Other notable programs include Pharmacy, Forestry, and Veterinary Medicine.

"I go to school at Oregon State University"

by Rednecktified January 4, 2012

Elon university

An amazing school in a small town in North Carolina. Home to amazing parties and even more amazing girls. Everyone there drinks... Heavily. West End, light house and any of the few Sigma Pi loacations are usually filled with kids drinking and having a good time. It is very country club like- i am yet to see more than a few fat and or ugly people on campus. Greek Life is huge and for a good reason. If anyone is considering attending this university i would strongly advise them to go here.

A conversation between two kids at Elon University
1: hey i just got out of class, what are you doing?
2: I am at the bar, come over
1: ok, im on my way

by Elon July 3, 2006

Ghetto University

It's a place where you learn to fight and stand up for yourself. also "All of the Lights" was originally going to be called “Ghetto University”

Ghetto University is where yeezy attended.

by flashing lights June 1, 2011

Northwestern University

Well balanced students who are very smart and committed to school work. Some are extremely stuck up. But most students can be summed up by the motto: work hard, play hard.

Ex 1: "Come on guys, we should be able to figure this out. I mean, we're Northwestern students."

Ex 2: "My friend was trying to brag about school, but they go to Berkley. I mean, come on, it's only Berkley. I got into Northwestern University."

Ex 3: "I spent all day working on this assignment. Time to go get hammered."

Ex 4: "Screw this hangover, I need to finish this essay."

by xoxo_gossipgirl December 24, 2011

york university

One of the three universities in Toronto, the other two being Ryerson and University of Toronto. Known for low admission averages for most of their programs, its known as the "Plan B" option by a lot of high school students aspiring to go to U of T. That being said, as the school doesn't have the reputation of a school like U of T, it is also known for the much better treatment to its students, such as giving large scholarships and not lowering students' marks to maintain a class average.

Two types of people go to York. Lower end, under achieving students as well as well above average students with foresight (the latter going to an easier school in order to maintain a higher GPA and there for get into better post secondary programs).

2006
Sally the UofT goer: Hey, Sam, which university did you pick?
Sam of York University: Well, I picked York because...
Sally (interrupting) : Ha, anyone who can hold a fork can go to York. I like a challenge so I picked U of T.

2009
Sally: Oh hey, Sam! Long time no see! Hows it going?
Sam: Well, I've been hitting the books pretty hard and I finally got accepted into Medical School! And to U of T of all places! How about you?
Sally: Well, I've tried my best but by the looks of it I wont be going to Medical School after all. Never the less, I can probably become a teacher.

(the following story is based off of thousands of stories each year.)
p.s. it is in no way aiming at teachers, but rather suggesting that taking the easier way sometimes IS the right way
p.s.s. while the above story uses york as the "easy university", it could be McMaster, Western etc, all fine schools in the GTA.

by univ September 15, 2010

Quinnipiac University

A mid-sized university, also known as QU, that is located in suburban Hamden, CT adjacent to Sleeping Giant Mountain. The campus is one of the most beautiful i have seen, but the school can be expensive. Despite that flaw, school spirit here is strong, especially with hockey, which is popular among students. Also, QU competes in the Northeast Conference (NEC) at the Division I level, and has top-ranked programs in physical and occupational therapy, and nursing.

I'm not actually a student at Quinnipiac University, I'm just a fan of their hockey team and the school as a whole.

GO QU BOBCATS!!

by filmguy619 August 25, 2011

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012