Toothpaste, I'd use her shit as

Term of affection about a third party

I love her so much I'd use her shit as toothpaste

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

chip tooth

messed up grill aka teeth

"look at that chiptooth fag"

by Cheryl September 25, 2003

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Sharp Toothbrush

something to cut your teeth on

man, i cut my teeth working at mcdonalds so i could work up to being a sous chef! it was my sharp toothbrush job.

by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 28, 2010

tooheys

More commonly referred to as Pooheys, it is not a beer, just a cheap, nasty, tasteless imitation.

Commerce Poof: "lets go to PAs"
Eng Dude: "dude, it's a pooheys pub. i'm not drinking that crap!"

by Rich June 23, 2004

toothing

"toothing" is a joke started by some English news report. run a search and check it out. it's not real.

let's go toothing and meet some slutty geeks, m-kay?

by vegatables July 25, 2006

Tooheys Old

The greatest Australian beer ever made. It is a Black Ale which has brewed and bottled in New South Wales since 1869 (and also available on tap at most pubs througout NSW) and commonly referred to simply as "Old". Unlike most commercially brewed Australian lagers (i.e. Foster's, Victoria Bitter, XXXX) which almost taste like tap water, Old possesses a full bodied flavour which makes it awesome.

Random Drinker: "TOOHEYS OLD, drink it cold..."

Drinker at Pub: "Yeah, can I have a schooner of OLD thanks?"

by 3xS October 18, 2010