twilight.tonkss

an amazing human who makes very cool marauders content and is very pretty and is a premium cool kid, the coolest hufflepuff kid on the planet.

twilight.tonkss is an amazing person! <3

by yoyoitsurgurlbella August 22, 2021

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

Furry Tonsils

Noun: Male genitalia, nuts, balls, testicles.

"Hey babe, come over here and lick my furry tonsils."

by Gronkobopple May 24, 2022

Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022

Lil Tonka

Any sports car that had a v8 or bigger in it.

My friend has a lil tonka if you want to race him.

by Wilifer Tourus September 12, 2022

Honky Tonk

The country boy word for a bar or pub

“Yeehaw partner you coming down to the Honky Tonk with us to pick up some beer and cowgirls?”
“Hell yeah brother just gotta finish my hourly pledge of allegiance, pray to God for more beer, and load up my Ford F150 with a thousand more guns”

by JaySquared^2 March 29, 2023

glizzy tonka

It means like you put it on your Straightness or it’s used as an Insult to call someone Gay because you don’t wanna be a glizzy tonka 😭😭

“Guy1” Yo did you Steal my Shit

“Guy2” on Glizzy Tonka I ain’t do that 😭😭
“Guy 1”Oh for real? 😭😭

by Thomas.ong May 23, 2023