Tondo

A Filipino slang referring to the district of Tondo, Manila where locals frequently get stabbed.

Isang Grade 7 na istudyante ay nasawi, matapos tondohin ang kanyang kaklase sa Brgy. Culiat sa Lungsod ng Quezon. Sa ulat ng Quezon City Police District Station 14, nangyari ang insidente sa Culiat High School kaninang bago mag-6:00AM. May pinagselosan umano ang 15-años na suspek, at bigla lamang itong itinondo ang 13-años na kaklase. Agad namang tumakas ang suspek matapos ang pagtotondo. Nilalapasan ang New Era General Hospital ang biktima, pero pasado 6:00 ng umaga, ng bawian ito ng buhay. Makalipas man ang ilang oras, na-arresto rin ang suspek.

by Shigeboshi March 5, 2023

Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”

Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”

by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023

Brava Tango

Code used to communicate presence of an attractive female with Big Tits

-"Brava Tango. Over"
-"Received. Over and Out."

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

carpal tongual

The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.

Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!

Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!

by tomassco December 28, 2009

Record Tongue

When an Artist has record tongue, it implies that they use autotune to their advantage to produce music where their voice is accurate and perfected. Unfortunately, people can detect autotune easily as they sound like a robot.

Record Tongue is so fake.

Yeah... that sucks

by fqwhraf February 23, 2011

Loko Tongue

When your tongue turns a bright ridiculous color after drinking four loko.

I went home drunk last night and I didn't think my parents would notice, but as soon as I started talking they saw my loko tongue.

by A_coon February 24, 2011

WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES

the only proper track to drop on the officer pulling you over at 4 AM, the most steezy.

"Do you know why I'm pulling You over?" - officer
"WOMBLE-TONG-FRIGGLES!!!!" - You

by Dr. Steezle April 9, 2011