fun food

A certain type of food that, when eating it, is the equivalent of having fun. It may make you recall past fun times or inspire future ones. Eaten socially with someone you know you can have a tremendous amount of fun with. Usually bad for you.

Hugsby: Yo we are going out for bindys and then maybe coldstone if you've got room
Gwizg: Fuck yeah I love fun food

by gwonzlum June 28, 2009

Wet Food

A term used when during sex you (or many men) pull out and spill the spank juice in a bowl for the woman to than eat.

As recently described on a popular Radio show on XM when they reviewed the movie Wet Food

by Cal HawK August 22, 2007

Food Pervert

An obscure psychological abnormality recently brought to the forefront by Jim Rome Show producer, Jason Stewart who suffers from the condition. Food perversion inflicts FAT people when food becomes such an integral part of their personality they begin to have sexual feelings associated with food.

Jason Stewart is such a food pervert he must remain seated for a few minutes after Dominoes Friday arrives.

by Imebee February 27, 2011

Food of the gods

Pizza

The food of the gods is actually pizza you are all wrong

by -chocomilkdiva November 04, 2020

Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 23, 2007

vagina food

Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.

by freeyb October 28, 2011

comfort food

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

by Ignatzz June 30, 2018