Straight Business

The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.

Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.

Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!

by helen eastefon April 8, 2011

Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

hop on bad business

gay homosexual roblox players play a rip off arsenal game and use snipers as dildos

Terry: Hop on bad business

Jerry: Alright, but I don't like using snipers as dildos.

by californian crackhead May 30, 2021

Small Business Owner

A classy way of telling people you're unemployed.

Chrissy is a small business owner but never has any money.

by Cassidy. August 4, 2016

innovative business model

a shit ton of hype + a sprinkle of utility

NFT leverages an innovative business model

by notaunicorn April 10, 2021

Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.

Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.

by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023

find some business

This term is apart of AAVE, meaning to find something to do. Commonly used when one is being nosy, and/or won’t leave you alone. You can tell them to “find some business”.

“Leave me alone, and find some business.

by swimmingtsu December 17, 2021