Homiesexual Milk

A guy who thinks he's ugly but constantly gets called cute by his homies. His dick is average but that's to compensate for his huge heart. He really do just be vibin. Never caught simping. He might do it ironically in chat but never in dms. He doesn't like girls but constantly gets sent nudes which he usually gives a low rating cuz he doesn't like ass or titties. He like eyes and thighs. Sexuality: unknown by even himself. Overall 7.5/10

Homiesexual Milk really do be vibin 😳

by The cock slobber February 25, 2020

Sugar Milk

Sugar milk is when somebody ejaculates in milk thus making sugar milk. Semen in milk

Frank: HA HA! Don just drank my Sugar Milk!
Brett: Aw, nasty!

by phukkinInthebushes December 2, 2018

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

Hella Milk

Hella Milk is a movement for better milk with more calcium, more fiber and overall more nutritive matter for healthier development and happier life.

It started as a petition but it didn't stop there; it got more than 30 signs.

The movement was started by ig user: ellena0302.
The account is managed by H.S. & E.B.

They advocate for life without osteoporosis.

"Hey, have you heard of Hella Milk?"
"Yes! They cured my osteoporosis."
"That's awesome! Do you think they can do the same for me?"
"Yes, of course!"

by RealGod666 February 13, 2019

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Curdled Milk

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.

Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!

by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

milking a horse

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

by curtis450 December 22, 2017