noobstertheBIG's definitions

mulki

A Mulki is a creature who clogs a toilet just by existing around it. A Mulki can't survive in warm temperatures and its natural habitat is in the cold AC of an apple store. A Mulki has many ways to lure you into its trap. Some of which include: convincing you that electrocuting monkeys is good, convincing you that SF is a good place to live, and talking about how much Joe Biden sucks. NEVER TRUST A MULKI.

EW! I saw a wild Mulki run past me. Never Walking down valencia again.

by noobstertheBIG September 10, 2022

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Double baby

A kiss where both people involved suckle on each other's lips like babies.

Wolf will double baby anything with legs

by noobstertheBIG September 1, 2022