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cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
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Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.
"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."
by temporallocus December 14, 2009
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Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).
you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.
by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011
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Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
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