Reverse Uber

When you bang for rides

I couldnt get to work so i gave my neighbor a reverse uber to get there

by Chevy24chase July 12, 2018

Uber pooljacked

When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.

I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.

by NycPas November 9, 2018

Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.

Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!

by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009

Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys

Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!

by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025

Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

uber scramble

verb

1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.

noun

1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.

verb

"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"

noun

"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"

"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"

by Trintastic November 27, 2016

uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.

You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!

by Mainiyak September 28, 2021