Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

Red Jeepophobia

When you're scared of Red Jeeps.

"hey man look at that red jeep!"

"Noooo I have red Jeepophobia"

by Jagyngnakdhwsed September 3, 2022

madam red

A female character from the anime Kuroshitsuji or Black Butler who died.

Madam red: I.. I can't! This child is my...
Grell*stabs Madam Red with death scythe*
Ciel: holy SHIT SHE JUST GOT STABBED ASDFGHJKL:
Sebastian: wait how'd you make that noise
Ciel: shit?
Sebastian: no
Ciel: well to bad, Shitbastian
Grell: Sebaschan are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my diary? :|

Madam red DIED

by Fandomhive47 March 5, 2017

Red Stuff

Period juice, Coach Don knows all about it.

Red Stuff! *VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

by nardes May 11, 2011

Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.

Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.

by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009

Red beer

noun., A red beer is similar to a michelada (or 'chelada) but not as fancy. Simply mix up one part light lager or IPA to one part V8 vegetable juice (the "Spicy" variety if you're feeling adventurous") and sock it down -- the colder it is, the better it works as a "hair of the dog" hangover remedy.

Jerry: "Fuck, dude, too much rye last night. Build me a red beer, will ya?"

Jake: "Yeah, I hear ya, I'll make two."

by Hellzapoppin' May 31, 2018

Cyberpunk Red

A shitfest tabletop game that functions like Dungeons and Dragons but runs on a d10 system, is unbalanced, most likely not playtested, horrible mechanics such as "auto-fire" and overall bad. Despite this, it is still fun to play. Despite the mental and possibly physical pain this TTRPG brings.

Qaundale Dingle: Are we playing Cancer™ the game tonight?
Barack Obama: You mean "Cyberpunk Red"? If so, yeah.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 1, 2022