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Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.
Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.
by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011
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hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.
Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.
by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018
mugGet the hard calciummug.

Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead
“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets”
by Members only September 3, 2018
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hard shooter

Refers to a man who shoots powerful squirts of cum, usually far in distance and high in the air...He shoots his cum HARD.
“Yeah, my hookup last nite was a real hard shooter. His first three shots hit the headboard!”
by OtterNine October 6, 2020
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Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone
She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....
by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
mugGet the Hard Spoonmug.

hard cafe

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf
by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017
mugGet the hard cafemug.

Hard Reset

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.
I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!
by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017
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