Doing the Jonah

The point of mental breakage, till the point you lose all of your dignity. And you jump off a bridge naked in front of your friends

Oh dude yea was doing the Jonah and my mom found out and now I'm grounded

by Hasaf May 13, 2019

Do a viking

To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.

1. "I just had a viking last night. "

2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."

3. "Wanna do a viking?"

by Thorunn October 07, 2017

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners January 10, 2016

doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.

Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.

by ital cherry June 26, 2009

doing a mircea

telling someone you will never leave them and can't imagine your life without them while having a secret relationship, then ghosting and coming back into their life all over again

Friend 1: i can't believe he did that to me, he was my best friend
Friend 2: he is doing a mircea

by chelsea404 December 11, 2022

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 24, 2020

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021